User:Sr.Shenanigans




 * Who are you?I am a disillusioned ninja platypus with laser-beam-eyes who is taking up arms against all the Mary Sues I could find. I love to give band geeks wedgies or feed them to my pet sharks for lunch, and friends call me Awesome Sauce

Why do you do this?

I'm sick of little fanpoodles throwing their counterparts into a fandom so they can be with their favorite characters. Fanpoodles can't handle very honest reviews that they like to call "flames". They prefer to read reviews that praise their Sues and tell them how perfect they are.

What is a Mary Sue?

A Mary Sue or an "original character" is a new character inserted by the fan into their fandom via a really bad fanfic. The Mary Sue is how the author most likely would like to become and they get the guys, no matter if the character is the most unromantic person in the universe. Long-lost Uchihas, twin sisters of Yugioh canon are prime examples. Giving your Sue angst and a "dark past" will not make him or her less of a Mary Sue.

To paraphrase ZF, Mary Sues are public soft-core masturbation with a keyboard. No one wants to read them and will enjoy reading them aside from your fellow bandgeeks who can't get laid in the real world.

OMGyouweremeaninyourreviewyoubytch!22!111111111!

You write a crappy fic and or create a shitty character, and upload it to the internet your crap!fic and Sue is free for me to skewer. Not everyone will agree that your horribly written new angst-bucket character is perfect even if she has multi-colored hair. I'm just being brutally honest.